now that I’m older
my heart’s colder
and I can see that it’s a lie

a lil’ bit of monologuist’s works

Nowhere by *vidagr

‘Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.’ [Hogfather]

‘…she (Susan) was brilliant in the same way that a diamond is brilliant, all edges and chilliness.’ [Soul music]

crazylittlewolfy:

Moriarty and Teatime and suddenly fires everywhere.

Fuck.

We need to run. Fast. 

Far away.

Shit just got real. 

Susan: Who are you anyway?
Teatime: Beg your pardon. My name’s Teatime. Jonathan Teatime, at your service.
Susan: You mean…like around four o’clock in the afternoon?
Teatime: No.

• mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
• me: yeah neither do i